Song by Unknown
Shary: If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half-assed job!
If... you... cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,
Bart: It's the American way!
Shary: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.
Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Shary: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!
Apu: For meat!
Shary: And milk!
Apu: And milk!
Both: From 1984!
Shary: If... you... cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,
Shary & OFF: It's the American waaaaay!
1 | Bart the General |
2 | See my Vest |
3 | Springfield, Springfield |
4 | Who Needs the Kwik- E- Mart? |
5 | Monorail |
6 | Canyonero |
7 | Join the Navy |
8 | The Garbage Man Can |
9 | Baby On Board |
10 | Softball |