Your beauty was a helping hand dress (???)
but the years haven't been kind
to your impressionable mind
Holding your hair back from the sink
No second day on the ???
that's puberty too vain (???)
Hey,
the greatest plastic surgeon alive
couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies
oh no
Living in a city of long nights
ascending socialize (???)
and portfolio envy
Waiting for the dust to settle
don't you know you can walk
these walls they can talk
Hey,
the greatest used car salesman alive
couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies
oh no
Hey,
the greatest tv-adventurist alive (???)
couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies
oh no
(outro)
the greatest politician alive
couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies