The Wonder Stuff - 30 Years In The Bathroom текст песни

Oh my lavatory has been my sanctuary
& it's easy for you to laugh at me
'Cause I've been thirty good years in the bathroom, baby
Rub-a-dub-dub one man in the tub
& it's me
& it's me
Always me

& now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke
& now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow

Whose fault is this? I deny that it's mine!
I've been stuck in here since 1959
Well that's thirty good years in the bathroom, baby
But it's okay, yeah it's okay
'Cause when they come to take me away
I will be clean
I will be clean

& now the time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke
& now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow

Well I've been thirty years in the bathroom, baby
But it's okay, yeah it's okay
'Cause that's better than thirty years on the back seat of a car
Beat me with a pumice stone, eight to the bar

The time has come to share the joke
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke
& now it's time to let you know
That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow