Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big Bird's on the run
Ernie's dialing 9-1-1
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?
They say when
Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash
I hear that Gordon's
really runnin'
now that Elmo's got a gun
the street is never gonna
be the same
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame Street's not real fun
Spoken:
You want me to walk around Sesame Street without a bullet-proof vest? Forget about it!
Move over, Chicago-