One's got a gun, the other's got a bigger one
Both have a set of rules
One's got an army, the other's got a bigger army
Both are led by fools
Assholes are universal
One size fits all
Assholes are universal
Universal asshole
Peace is for some, war is for everyone
Just pick up a gun
Shoot your brother, shoot your father
If you only had one
Assholes are universal
One size fits all
Assholes are universal
Universal asshole
We got a new frequency
It's loud and clear
A universal language
Radio without fear
Assholes are universal
One size fits all
Assholes are universal
Universal asshole
[x2]
| 1 | Warhead |
| 2 | Down On The Farm |
| 3 | C.I.D. |
| 4 | Party In Paris |
| 5 | Riot |
| 6 | Emotional Blackmail |
| 7 | She's Not There |
| 8 | I Live In A Car |
| 9 | Hey Santa |
| 10 | This Chaos |