Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted,
Who used to think he was a brand and gifted,
Stupendisly handsome, Beautifully smart,
He had no heart.
On his own he was all alone,
He wanted more than he ever got.
Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted,
Who took life so slow that he occasionally missed it,
Permanently senseless, never on his brain, he had no brain.
Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted,
Who lived on the edge or so he insisted,
Inteligently careless, hated rock and roll, he had no soul.
| 1 | Son Of A Gun |
| 2 | Dying For It |
| 3 | Monsterpussy |
| 4 | The Day I Was A Horse |
| 5 | Slushy |
| 6 | Sex Sux (Amen) |
| 7 | Rory Rides me Raw |
| 8 | No Hope |
| 9 | Lets Get Ugly |
| 10 | Teenage Superstars |