 
Narrator:
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry,
the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry:
The Water Buffalo Song.
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know
but everybody's got a water buffalo-
oooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a ...
Archibald:
Stop it!  Stop right this
instant!  What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water
buffalo when everyone does not have a
water buffalo!  We're going to get nasty
letters saying,"Where's my water bufalo?"
"Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so!  Just stop being so silly!
Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs
with Larry.  Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...
Larry:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
yours is pink but mine is blue.  Hers was
small but ...
Archibald:
Ahhhhhh ...
 
| 1 | His Cheeseburger | 
| 2 | Bellybutton | 
| 3 | Song of the Cebu | 
| 4 | I Love My Lips | 
| 5 | Barbara Manatee | 
| 6 | Forever | 
| 7 | My Day | 
| 8 | Lance the Turtle | 
| 9 | The Thankfulness Song | 
| 10 | Billy Joe Mcguffrey |