 
Creepy, college educated, straight-laced, middle class, 
Got a good career and some great prospects, 
Well respected in the community, he works for the Republicans, 
Drives a late model white Miata or something like that, 
Anyway he's got the usual facade 
And at night he drives around and rapes and kills just for kicks.
He's a well-connected, self-righteous, upstanding, good person,
Likes to be spanked while he's wearing a diaper, 
Looking at the world from the fiftieth floor, 
I wish you'd fucking jump, but you only laugh more. 
"The world's my oyster, so ripe for the picking 
But I just can't live unless you're my victim."
"The world's my oyster, so ripe for the picking 
But I just can't live unless you're my victim."
Oh he's such a handsome, neat well-groomed guy, 
Perfect pecs from the soloflex, likes to kill for anal sex, 
WHAT A FUCKING SCUMBAG, such a nice happy slasher, 
"Oh she wouldn't give her love, so I had to kill her" 
He's a caveman in a three piece loincloth suit, 
Oh the clothes make the man, what a charming young brute
"The world's my oyster, so ripe for the picking 
But I just can't live unless you're my victim."
"The world's my oyster, so ripe for the picking 
But I just can't live unless you're my victim."
| 1 | Mousetrap | 
| 2 | Caged Bird | 
| 3 | Apocalicious | 
| 4 | Supermarket Nightmare | 
| 5 | Me Vs. Everything | 
| 6 | Naive Children | 
| 7 | Son of a Bastard | 
| 8 | D.O.G. | 
| 9 | Crap | 
| 10 | Insidious |