Song by Written by Dan Bern and Mike Viola
Dear Mr. President,
I want you to know,
I am deeper than you,
Listen and learn,
My heart is a chapel,
My head is a steeple,
My arms are the people,
And the people now yearn.
I stand for the midget,
I stand for the Negro,
I stand for the Injun,
all hopped up on booze,
I stand for the Jap,
And I stand for the beaner,
I stand, yes I do,
For the Christ-Killin' Jew.
And I stand for the Dyke,
And I stand for the retard,
I stand for the Chinaman,
Washing my socks,
I stand for the bum,
And the pimp, and the bugger,
And the cripple that lives,
On my street in a box.
To conclude, Mr. President,
I'm not at all hesitant,
To tell you I think,
The first ladies a fox,
Her husband, the jerk off,
Has ruined my country,
That's all for today,
Sincerely, D. Cox.
[Thanks to Liquid, Kenneth for corrections]
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2 | Beautiful Ride |
3 | Starman |
4 | A Life Without You / Is No Life At All |
5 | Have You Heard The News / Dewey Cox Died |
6 | Darling |
7 | Royal Jelly |
8 | Let Me Hold You / Little Man |