 
[Verse 1:]
I was supposed to address party members
But I got high
I was preparing prime ministers question time
When I was high
I picked curiously on GN tv and here is why
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high
[Verse 2:]
I was going to win the election
But I got high
I was going to unite the party
But I was high
I never had my chance to save the pound and here is why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
[Verse 3:]
I was going to have some tea
But I got high
I was going to bake norma a scone
But I got high
I'm sitting quietly with a somewhat glazed expression and the reason is such
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
[Verse 4:]
I was going to stop interfering
But I got high
I was going to retire gracefully
But I got high
I was going to go on for another term but now I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
[Verse 5:]
I was going to be tough on crime
But I got high
I was going to improve the NHS
But I was high
I'm starting to find ann whitican rather attractive and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
| 1 | Word Crimes | 
| 2 | Tacky | 
| 3 | Perform This Way | 
| 4 | The Saga Begin | 
| 5 | Trapped In The Drive-thru | 
| 6 | Handy | 
| 7 | Foil | 
| 8 | Whatever You Like | 
| 9 | Polka Face | 
| 10 | First World Problems |