 
[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie]
Sure, Ken!
[Ken]
Well, forget it! you're too damm ugly
[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me
[Barbie]
I'm a bland homley girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky
[Ken]
You're a dog, and a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you
'Cause your breath is stinky
[Barbie]
Don't get touched
I'm afraid
'Cause guys say
I'm an eye sore
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah
[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me
[Barbie]
Ooo, ooo
Oh, let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
 
| 1 | Word Crimes | 
| 2 | Tacky | 
| 3 | Perform This Way | 
| 4 | The Saga Begin | 
| 5 | Trapped In The Drive-thru | 
| 6 | Handy | 
| 7 | Foil | 
| 8 | Whatever You Like | 
| 9 | Polka Face | 
| 10 | First World Problems |