I tried my hand at love once
All the pieces didn't fit
So I gave it all up
Traded it for a fix it kit
You trapped me with your starry eyes
Coaxed me with your thunder thighs
Can't you see I'm just a priest
Not gonna be your piece of meat
[Chorus:]
Celebate [4x]
I just joined a momestary
Parents think that I'm a fairy
I'm not worried what they think
They don't know that love's a jinx
I tried my hand at love once
All the pieces didn't fit
So I gave it all up
Traded it for a fix it kit
[Chorus]
| 1 | Face Down |
| 2 | Flipside |
| 3 | Instant Breakfast |
| 4 | Loaded |
| 5 | Wake Up Screaming |
| 6 | A Question Of Intelligence |
| 7 | Butterfly Revolution |
| 8 | Psycho Cop |
| 9 | Flaming Halos |
| 10 | Kill Yourself |