I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper,
I'm gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.
I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string,
I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box;
I'm gonna mail myself to you.
When you see me in your mail box,
Cut the string and let me out;
Wash the glue off my fingers,
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.
Take me out of my wrapping paper,
Wash the stamps off my head;
Pour me full of ice cream sodies,
Put me in my nice warm bed
| 1 | This Land Is Your Land |
| 2 | All You Fascists |
| 3 | Car Song |
| 4 | Do Re Mi |
| 5 | Jesus Christ |
| 6 | I Ain't Got No Home |
| 7 | Miss Pavlichenko |
| 8 | 1913 Massacre |
| 9 | Hobo's Lullaby |
| 10 | Worried Man Blues |