 
the clasp broke at the disco Mom I'm sorry
& the older men who hit on Becky
nearly broke their necks on scattered pearls
& we searched the best we could
for two entire songs we knelt & felt along
the place where we had stood
but we only found 7 of Grandmother's pearls
& as we rode the bus home I thought surely
I'd wake up tomorrow just to find
that I had dreamed up everything
there'd still be pearls on a string
I wouldn't smell like smoke & I'd still
have the cash that I had spent on drinks
oh I feel as scattered as Grandmother's pearls
Mom don't cry they're only pearls
 
| 1 | White corolla | 
| 2 | I Love Creedence | 
| 3 | Killers | 
| 4 | Old Panda Days | 
| 5 | Lesley Gore On The TAMI Show | 
| 6 | New Year's Kiss | 
| 7 | Nashville Parthenon | 
| 8 | Bobby Malone Moves Home | 
| 9 | Natural Light | 
| 10 | Oh, Illinois! |