(Only Luke performs this track)
* = "In the bedroom all day and all of the night"
One and one were having some fun *
Two and Two, I took off my shoes *
Three and Three, she undressed me *
Four and Four, we fucked on the floor *
Five and Five, I put up her thighs *
Six and Six, the bitch sucked my dick *
Seven and Seven, we went to heaven *
Eight and Eight, she masturbated *
Nine and Nine, she licked my ass *
Ten and Ten, the bitch did it again *
Get off my ass bitch!
GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!
["Haaa"]
["But it hurts so good"]
["Haaa"]
Get laid, get FUCKED!
["Haaa"]
["But it hurts so good"]
(repeated 'till the end of the track)
| 1 | Me So Horny |
| 2 | Hoochie Mama |
| 3 | Face Down Ass Up |
| 4 | Banned In The U.S.A. |
| 5 | Dirty Nursery Rhymes |
| 6 | Shake A Lil' somethin' |
| 7 | The Fuck Shop |
| 8 | Throw The D |
| 9 | Move Somethin' |
| 10 | Put Her In The Buck |