 
Oh, Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart 
Oh, Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart 
I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start 
I'm talking 'bout Miss Crabtree, let me tell you sir 
False teeth, wooden leg, and a mean temperature 
Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart 
I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start 
Farina never seen ya, Weezer couldn't please ya 
Call me Chubby-Ubbsy and you'll be my only teacher 
Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart 
I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start 
My heart is filled with joy, I wanna trip and dance 
My heart is filled with joy, I wanna rip my pants 
Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart 
I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start 
Oh, Miss Crabtree, Oh, Miss Crabtree 
Oh, Miss Crabtree, Oh, Miss Crabtree 
Oh, Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart
