 
I'm writing a song all about you 
A true song  as real as my tears 
But you've no need to fear it 
'Cause no one will hear it 
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year 
I'll tell all about how you cheated 
I'd like for the whole world to hear 
I'd like to get even 
With you  'cause you're leavin' 
But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year 
It's a good thing that I'm not a star 
You don't know how lucky you are 
Though my record may say it 
No one will play it 
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year 
It's a good thing that I'm not a star 
You don't know how lucky you are 
Though my record may say it 
No one will play it 
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year
| 1 | I will survive | 
| 2 | Distance | 
| 3 | Guitar | 
| 4 | War Pig | 
| 5 | Long Time | 
| 6 | Friend Is a Four Letter Word | 
| 7 | Mustache Man (Wasted) | 
| 8 | The Distance | 
| 9 | Perhaps | 
| 10 | Short Skirt / Long Jacket |