 
A dead loss,
No fun, just glum
Lying next to someone
So don't mention the War
Don't question where we stand
Or where we fall
North, South, East where's best?
If I head left
It turns out directionless
And needle point aside
I always find
Embroidery leaves me blind
Cos I'm too weary to rest
Since I noticed
Coming second best is close to ideal
What fools boredom breeds
So much to do
So many goldfish to feed
And paracetamol
I take them all
They line my stomach wall
With customary thirst
I search a water glass
But gin hits first
Oh don't believe the hype
Expectancy will always spoil a party
It's tourniquet by crochet
My waters break
Don't drive for pity's sake
Cos I'm too weary to rest
Since I noticed
Coming second best
Is close to ideal
 
| 1 | Mulder and Scully | 
| 2 | Road Rage | 
| 3 | I Am The Mob | 
| 4 | Dead From The Waist Down | 
| 5 | Bulimic Beats | 
| 6 | The Ballad Of Tom Jones | 
| 7 | Don't Need The Sunshine | 
| 8 | Strange Glue | 
| 9 | Bleed | 
| 10 | Lost Cat |