 
Things keep getting caught in my throat, 
then my face turns blue as I choke. 
I throw my arms up as I kick back my chair, 
and I gag and gasp as I breath for air. 
I am just a choking victim! 
I am just a choking victim! 
my face the color of plum! 
I am just a choking victim! 
Things keep getting caught in my throat, 
then my face turns blue as I choke. 
Dr. Heimlich often saves me from death, 
his meneuver often saves me from death. 
But this time he is nowhere to be found, 
and I choke and I choke until I hit the ground. 
Then I'm just a dead lazy bum... 
I am just a choking victim. 
Many times I choke on poison fumes or food, 
it is a bad feeling, so I'm in a bad mood. 
A chicken bone, agent orange, zkylon-B, mustard gas; 
it only burns for a minute, then it knocks you out fast. 
The oxygen halted, can't reach my brain anymore, 
so then your sense is cut off and then you hit the floor. 
Then I'm just a dead lazy bum, 
I am just a choking victim!
 
| 1 | 500 Channels | 
| 2 | Infested | 
| 3 | Born To Die | 
| 4 | Five-Finger Discount | 
| 5 | Crack Rock Steady | 
| 6 | In My Grave | 
| 7 | Fucked Reality | 
| 8 | Money | 
| 9 | Hate Yer State | 
| 10 | Fuck America |