 
Are you ready? 
Ladies and gentlemen 
Bout ready to get down? 
(repeat 2x) 
Ladies and gentlemen 
Verse One: B Real 
Well I'm the Real one  yes the Phuncky Feel One 
Cypress Hill has come  any quest/just ask them 
Cause we are answerin  any brothers that've been 
On the dick swingin  and straight gatherin 
Enter da info  cause yo what you're in fo' 
Is a crazy day  strapped in a pimp mode 
Trapped like a prophet, but I still profit 
Even when you're off it, bank's in my pocket 
Cause of my music, what you call me chumpy? 
In my trade, the Tribe is known to get funky 
Hif is here to hack you sown, Son is here to buck you down 
Joke's on you, if you're the biggest duck in town 
You got to relax, we got to kick back 
Brothers just sit back, enjoy me like a six pack 
As I let the rhyme flow, into the hook 
Yo where you gettin took, but that's another story black 
Chorus: B-Real 
Cause I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One 
I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One 
I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One 
You know I'm the Real one, yes the Phuncky Feel One 
Verse Two: Sen Dog, B-Real 
Night in a stiff block, hangin up the pimp's jock 
Used to call me Pimp Poppa, cause I likes to hip-hop 
Cause I'm down with Cypress, illin well I might 
Begin to take your girl, your girl she's the flyest 
Flyer than the other broad, workin off the pitched rod 
Isn't that odd, instead of sayin my dick's hard 
It's not about knockin you, do you feel like clockin loot? 
Forget it act stupid little sucker I'll be clockin you 
With the right or left hand, duck they was still stand 
Troopers on the side step, bucks him down to death man 
With the greater lyric, if you can spare it 
Just an ass kickin, is what you inherit 
So don't try to snake off, you know I can't be shook off 
Why the suckers took off? Well that's another story black 
Chorus 
Verse Three: B-Real, Sen Dog 
Standin on the corner, close to the real estate 
Clones they really pull stickin brothers try to imitate 
Meaning when they simulate, but they can't stimulate 
Like a faded joint, stiff from the breath I take 
Make me act loco, they switchin up my vocal 
Out to catch you so-called, MC's with a roll call 
Then you gotta close your eyes, you can't stand the sunlight 
There is just one light, the Tribe's buckin heads tonigght 
Buck buck buck ya head! Sorry that red is dead 
Deader than a doornail, someone cold made his bed 
Didn't just break out, the sucker got cracked out 
Hit the pipe and blacked out, with the shit from back down 
So much more integrity, greatest deal I hook up 
Was a funky looker 
But that's another story black 
Chorus: (together) 
   
Send
 
| 1 | Superstar | 
| 2 | Tequila Sunrise | 
| 3 | Dr. Greenthumb | 
| 4 | Siempre Peligroso | 
| 5 | Yo Quiero Fumar | 
| 6 | How I Could Just Kill a Man | 
| 7 | Loco En El Coco | 
| 8 | Illusions | 
| 9 | Insane In The Membrane | 
| 10 | Ganja Bus |