Have you heard?  The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah?  What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?  What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris!  What sherry, please! What burgundy!  What pommery!
Have you heard?  Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?  What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
Well, did you evah?  What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow!  What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?