Evelyn, a modified dog
Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
Draped across the piano, with some surprise
In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes
A curious breeze
A garlic breath
Which sounded like a snore
Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within)
Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom
Evelyn, a dog, having undergone
Further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
In petal-depressed panchromatic resonance
And other highly ambient domains...
Arf she said
| 1 | Montana | 
| 2 | Cosmik Debris | 
| 3 | Bobby Brown | 
| 4 | Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? | 
| 5 | Dupree's Paradise | 
| 6 | Dinah-moe Humm | 
| 7 | Apostrophe | 
| 8 | Camarillo Brillo | 
| 9 | Uncle Remus | 
| 10 | Willie The Pimp |