I met my ex on the street today
She said, "Boy, what happened to you?"
I said, "When you left, I took a look at my options,
and a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse."
I went by my job to pick up my pay
but they told me my time there was through
I started lookin' for ways to fill up my days
and a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
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So why don't you leave me alone? Why don't you let me be?
The last thing I need is bein' reminded of me
I'm not myself today, you'll have to excuse
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
Now, some men chase fame and some men crave wealth
and some men just do as they choose
but not all wounds heal and my fate was sealed
When a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
| 1 | Calling from the Lord |
| 2 | If you love her, buy her a gun |
| 3 | Government cheque |
| 4 | Biff bang pow |
| 5 | Just buy it |
| 6 | About to drown |
| 7 | Sucked into Drugland |
| 8 | We love you, Tipper Gore |
| 9 | Nobody to vote for |