If I had a diary, your page would be burned
and all your letters stamped "Return"
Every time that you are near
I'm laughing at you through my tears
CHORUS:
I'm laughin' at you (through my tears)
You know I'm laughing
If I had your picture I might throw darts
My little black book full of little black marks
Every time that you are near
| 1 | Calling from the Lord |
| 2 | If you love her, buy her a gun |
| 3 | Government cheque |
| 4 | Biff bang pow |
| 5 | Just buy it |
| 6 | About to drown |
| 7 | Sucked into Drugland |
| 8 | We love you, Tipper Gore |
| 9 | Nobody to vote for |