 
Red lipstick on my blue collar 
And a number in Maybelline black eyeliner 
Written on a napkin in my back pocket 
She found it right there, right before she washed it 
Well I started back steppin', stumblin' and stutterin' 
Tellin' her where I'd been and how she was just a friend 
She said you know I know that ain't the truth 
But if that's the story you're sticking to 
You can stick it where the sun don't shine 
Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride 
Went back down to that waterin' hole 
Where the cold beer flows 
And the Cuervo's gold 
Suck a little salt and lime 
Under that neon light 
Gonna take my sorry behind 
And stick it where the sun don't shine 
And have me a good time 
I got a call from Woodrow, hey Bro 
Your wardrobe is throw'd all over the lawn 
There's a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat 
And your old lady's cussin' and a carryin' on 
So I told Woodrow put her on the cell phone 
He said I can't Bro, she's got me in a chokehold 
Doin' that Tae Bo, I think she broke my elbow 
Hello? Woodrow? Hello? 
Hey, is that you baby? 
Do what? 
She said stick it where the sun don't shine 
Gonna take her advice and stay all night 
Sit back down at this waterin' hole 
Where the cold beer flows 
And the Cuervo's gold 
Suck a little salt and lime 
Under that neon light 
Gonna take my sorry behind 
And stick it where the sun don't shine 
And have me a good time
| 1 | Three Chord Country and American Rock & Roll | 
| 2 | Plan B | 
| 3 | I Still Miss You | 
| 4 | Podunk | 
| 5 | Wrap Around | 
| 6 | Pickin' Wildflowers | 
| 7 | Crazy Over You - Foster & Lloyd | 
| 8 | Lazy With Your Love | 
| 9 | Adaliene |