I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
If he jumps inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time
I was standing in the way
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell
1 | Bright Side Of Life |
2 | Spam |
3 | Lumberjack Song |
4 | Military Fairy |
5 | Lumberjack |
6 | The Tale of Sir Robin |
7 | Eric The Half A Bee |
8 | Dennis Moore |
9 | Oliver Cromwell |
10 | I Like Traffic Lights |