NoFX - Hotdog In A Hallway текст песни

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double rueben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breath
That's why I love her

Yeah, I'm her butter, she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my Phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my blood
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her