My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own
chorus 1: I need new ideas, brand new toys
So i won´t have depend on other boys
It´s a new day, it´s a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter
to satisfy this need
"Laguna Cum Shots"
It what i took home with me
18-year-old boys
In million dollar homes?!
Yeah, it got me off
But left me unmoved
chorus 2: I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when i´m not with other boys
It´s a new day, it´s a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I´d rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I´ve got needs to fill
| 1 | Smells Like Queer Spirit |
| 2 | Luv Luv Luv |
| 3 | Homo Christmas |
| 4 | Fem in a Black Leather Jacket |
| 5 | Groovy Underwear |
| 6 | I really wanted you |
| 7 | Dick of death |
| 8 | Bunnies |
| 9 | Headbanger |
| 10 | Boyfriend Wanted |