 
[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie]
Sure Ken!
[Ken]
Well forget it!
[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy
[Ken]
You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me 
'Cause your breath is stanky!
[Barbie]
Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry, 
But you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo! 
Boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
 
| 1 | Word Crimes | 
| 2 | Tacky | 
| 3 | Perform This Way | 
| 4 | The Saga Begin | 
| 5 | Trapped In The Drive-thru | 
| 6 | Handy | 
| 7 | Foil | 
| 8 | Whatever You Like | 
| 9 | Polka Face | 
| 10 | First World Problems |