Epic Rap Battles of History - Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs текст песни

Let me just step right in
I have things to invent
I'm a innovator baby
change the world
Fortune 500 'fore you kiss the girl
I'm a pimp your a nerd
I'm slick your cheesy
beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
and the GUI that Melinda uses
I need to bring up some basic shit
why'd you name your company after your dick?

Your blow, Jobs
you arrogant prick
with your second hand jeans
and your turtle neck
I'll drill a hole in the middle
of your bony head
with your own little spinner
beach ball of death
Hippie
you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth
to AIDS research
combine all your little toys
and I still crush that
iPhone
iPad
iPwn
iSmack

A man uses the machines you build
to sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I build
to listen to The Beatles while he relaxes

Well Steve,
you steal all the credit
for work that other people do
did your fat beard Wozniak
write this raps for you to?

Ooo
Everybody knows Windows
bit off an Apple

I triple the profits on a PC

Everybody with the power to create use an Apple

and people with jobs use PC

you know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

nope
Fruity Loops,
PC

you will never, EVER catch a virus on an Apple

well you can still afford a doctor

if you bought a PC

Lets talk about doctors
I've seen a few
'cause a have a PC
but it wasn't from you
I build the Legacy son
you could never stop it
now excuse me,
while I turn heaven a profit

Fine,
you wanna be like that?
die then
the whole world loved you
bu your were my friend
I'm alone now
with nothing but power and time
and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind
I'm a Boss
I own DOS
your future is my design!
I'm a God
own XBOX
Nw there's no one can stop me
the world is mine!!!

I'm sorry Bill,
I'm afraid I can't let you do that
take a look at your history
everything you build leads up to me
I got the power of the mind
you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess
and Jeopardy
I'm running C++
saying hello world
I'll beat you 'till your singing
about a Daisy Girl
I'm coming out the socket
nothing you can do can stop it
I'm on your lap and in your pocket
how you're gonna shoot me down
when I guide rocket?
your cortex just dosn't impress me
so go ahead try Turing test me
I stomp on a MAC and a PC too
I'm on Linux bitch
I thought you GNU
my CPU's hot
but my core runs cold
beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think diferent form the engine
of the days of old
hasta la vista,
like the Terminator told ya

Thanks to theboss for correcting these lyrics