Epic Rap Battles of History - Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe текст песни

Whose rap flow's the dopest?
Marilyn monroe's is
Overthrow pharaohs
Who oppose me like moses

You could never kick my ass
So kiss my clitoris
This ugly hag and KassemG
Got matching noses

You betta hold more
Than your skirt miss please
I'm the queen of the nile
So just bow down to me

Plus you got so much experience
Down on your knees
Married a writer
But I don't even think, you can read

You'll sleep with any ugly dude
Who says he likes it hot
Even Joe DiMaggio
Took a swing, in your batters box

I'm a descendant of the gods
Don't anger me trick
You'll lose this battle
Like your bout with barbiturates

I had some ugly boys
But you're forgetting the others
Marlon Brando and the kennedys
While you fucked your own brothers

You think you so chic

Up in your fancy palace
Gettin' Lo on Marc Antony
Tossing Caesar's salad

You wear too much eye liner
For anyone to adore you
You might as well be working
The door at Sephora

I got an ass that won't quit
You had an asp and got bit
On the tit
Somebody wrap this bitch
Back up in a carpet

You still got no children
After your third marriage
You lost so many babies
We should call you Miss Carriage

You got an hourglass figure
But that's about it
I candle in the wind
That can't act for shit

Translate this into hieroglyphs
Your sandy vagina
Has a Seven Year Itch

My best friends are diamonds
You can't beat me
Quit trippin'
Step off and walk your ass home
Like an Egyptian

Thanks to ShadeDBZ for correcting these lyrics