Smosh - Hair Balled текст песни

I've been unlucky in love
and so disenchanted
I screwed it all up
and took you for granted,
Hair...
I wish you never were not there

Can't get a job
and nobody loves me
used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely
Hair...
I hope you know that I still care

Hair!
you make me feel so complete

If you'd come back, I'd grow you down to me feet
Even fat girls, won't look at me on the street
I swear...
I'd do it all for some more hair
Motorists beware
'Cause I might blind you with my glare

life so unfaire
I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don't mean my ''ass hair''
I should've put a hyphen there..