There was a guy who had no head
He had no teeth he had no tongue
He had no body and no feet
He was born in a no man’s land
He had no legs he had no hands
You’ll say he’s really sick
He had no ass he had no dick
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it’s all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met
I said your life must be a bore
He said:"I can’t take it no more"
He had no arms he had no hair
Sometimes life really ain’t fair
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it’s all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met
There’s nothing else to add
Except he wasn’t that bad
It’s taken way too long
I don’t know why we wrote this song
1 | Bush A Bush |
2 | Iron Dick |
3 | Time To Split |
4 | Reaction |
5 | Iron Dick Vs Iron Lady |
6 | Piece Of Cake |
7 | Gigi Pirate |
8 | Neon Skies |
9 | Thinking of the Time |
10 | Who Wants to Know |