"The Ballad of The Flobbit"
This is the tale of a flobbit
Named Toto who has a magic bean
And it happened once upon a time....
"Behold the Flobbit who has a bean!"
(Trumpet fanfare, horses gallop, rooster crows)
Behold the Flobbit Who Has a Bean!
Who met the lord high excet-fisher!
Deny the flobbit...
Flobbit...
Flobbit who has a bean!!
"Behold the Flobbit Who Has a Bean! Finale (Theatre (Reprise))"
One more musical number, make sure you sing-along.
(Royalty fanfare, horses gallop, owl hoots)
Behold the flobbit who has a bean;
That met the God High Excet-fisher.
Deny no guest, the flobbit who has..
Who has...
Who has a bean!
| 1 | His Cheeseburger |
| 2 | The Water Buffalo Song |
| 3 | Bellybutton |
| 4 | Song of the Cebu |
| 5 | I Love My Lips |
| 6 | Barbara Manatee |
| 7 | Forever |
| 8 | My Day |
| 9 | Lance the Turtle |
| 10 | The Thankfulness Song |