 
Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out!  Check it out!
Salesman #1: If you want a big hat
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!
Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue
Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!
Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?
Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba!  Scuba!  Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba!  Come on!
Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose
Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!
Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree
Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!
Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck
Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!
But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji
Bunji!  Bunji!  Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji!  Come on!
| 1 | His Cheeseburger | 
| 2 | The Water Buffalo Song | 
| 3 | Bellybutton | 
| 4 | Song of the Cebu | 
| 5 | I Love My Lips | 
| 6 | Barbara Manatee | 
| 7 | Forever | 
| 8 | My Day | 
| 9 | Lance the Turtle | 
| 10 | The Thankfulness Song |