 
"The Lord Hi! Excetfisher!"
(Trumpet fanfare, horses gallop, rooster crows)
Behold the lord high excetfisher;
who went to the Alchemist's Lair, by the sun!
(Enter Alchemist)
Deny,
deny,
deny you lord hi excet-fisher!
(Bell rings)
"The Dance of the Green Mermaidsumo"
One, two, skoodly-doodly doo!
Ok, everyone; on your feet
We're gonna teach you the Green Mermaidsumo dance!
One, two, throw your hands up in the air.
Four funky chickens in a circle.
"Behold the Lord Hi! Exectfisher! (Reprise)"
(Royalty fanfare)
Behold the lord high excetfisher
who went to the lair of the Alchemist.
Deny the lord...
the lord...
the lord high excet-fisher!
| 1 | His Cheeseburger | 
| 2 | The Water Buffalo Song | 
| 3 | Bellybutton | 
| 4 | Song of the Cebu | 
| 5 | I Love My Lips | 
| 6 | Barbara Manatee | 
| 7 | Forever | 
| 8 | My Day | 
| 9 | Lance the Turtle | 
| 10 | The Thankfulness Song |