 
(blink parody)
I find it hard not to whine and pout
But I don't know what else to write about
I started listening to punk on the radio you know they all got record deals
And that's about the time I realized every sound
Was about relationships gone wrong
Or some other drama way back from high school
I'm squabbling about my ex-girlfriend a market for Commercial Punk
It's all Commercial punk; it's all Commercial Punk .  .  .
| 1 | I Hate Hippies On Speed | 
| 2 | Tony Montana | 
| 3 | Dead Beat Dad | 
| 4 | Mormon Fury | 
| 5 | Fish Otter Pops | 
| 6 | Monica | 
| 7 | I Drink Beer, I Start Shit | 
| 8 | Money, Bitches, And Guns | 
| 9 | Alcoholic Heaven | 
| 10 | Hell |