 
Oh when I get a few beers in me I don't act the same 
Causing problems starting fights that's my claim to fame 
I'll never be a nice guy I was born to be a grouch 
If I end up drunk at your party, I'll be the first to get kicked out 
When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around 
I drink beer I start shit & nobody wants me around 
No one on earth can stand me and I'm the one to blame 
For some reason every single night turns out the same 
My ego gets so big, my brain gets so small 
I'm the biggest asshole & I don't care at all
When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around 
I drink beer I start shit & nobody wants me around
As friendly to me as can be but that won't be enough 
When I suck down a cold one I've got to act real tough 
I never chipped in on your keg I never had money 
I am the one that you're pissed at when you can't find your CDs 
& it's male, ego, pride, bullshit when I flex my chest 
Testosterone starts pumping when there's girls to impress 
& when my insecurities flare up, they shoot right through my head 
Give me a dirty look & motherfucker you'll be dead 
When I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around 
I drink beer I start shit & people don't want me around
| 1 | I Hate Hippies On Speed | 
| 2 | Tony Montana | 
| 3 | Dead Beat Dad | 
| 4 | Mormon Fury | 
| 5 | Fish Otter Pops | 
| 6 | Commercial Punk | 
| 7 | Monica | 
| 8 | Money, Bitches, And Guns | 
| 9 | Alcoholic Heaven | 
| 10 | Hell |