Zanois - TINSTAAFL текст песни

Come one, come all to my extravagant luncheon.
Everyone who is anyone to me is here.
I made microwave nachos, though I forgot I poisoned them,
And I've misplaced all your insurance info I fear…

No, not to worry, it's all on me, I'll pay the medical bills.
No, I don't think I will, that I won't fulfill, and I will disappoint everyone again.

I know I've made a terrible mistake now,
Though I swear I'll make it up to everyone this time.
I'll host a free party where everyone can just enjoy themselves,
Though I forgot my Twister board is practically a field of mines.

CHORUS

I only wanted to help I only wanted to help I only wanted to help I only wanted to help but… no.