T.J. Miller - Dr. Dougherty текст песни

Dr. Dougherty, y'all. That's my eye surgeon.
Dopest eye surgeon in LA, maybe in the world, y'all.
Lasik as hell..

Drop the optics, hindsight, it's 20/20
The foresight is worth money, and plenty
Dr. Dougherty, surgery, done perfectly
Lasik so nice, doctor's in his name twice

Gandhi had a vision of a non-violent nation
Should've gone to Dougherty for the operation
If the decision is for better vision
The eye surgeon must operate with precision

Trust me, it's not just me you're clearly gonna see
Anyone you talk to will say run or walk to
(Dr. Dougherty)
Sickest surgeon in the country
Lasik as sick as hell, better vision guaranteed

Dude doesn't just fix vision, he's a visionary
He's a missionary on a mission (dare he?)
Try to fix the eyes of the ladies and the guys
Glasses are out this year they've been out since July

At best your sightlessness will leave you helpless
Lest you get help with this mess, not only is he
Board certified, he's also well dressed
Usually in a tie, (and sometimes in a vest)

His optics be sick as Lasik can be
Seeing is believing but only if you can see
No concept how his perception comes with
Over twenty-five years of experience and board certification

I give the gift of gab, he gives the gift of sight
Lasik all day, we're sick in LA all night
I give the gift of gab, he gives the gift of sight
Lasik all day, we're sick in LA all night

Paul Dougherty, MD, is an internationally renowned Lasik surgeon
Call for your free consultation at 866-987-2020

Yeah, shoutout to Cedar Sinai
All my surgeons over there,
Dr. Sheaving, Dr. Kargodorian, Dr. Stokl, Dr. Toff
You know how it is, all the presidents
Robot doctor, one time