T.J. Miller - Special Individual текст песни

..Sup y'all

So many guys don't understand
What it takes to be a woman
But if they knew, then they'd treat you right

Or at least good enough for you to stick around...

Does it ever seem you're screaming with no voice
Does it ever seem you have a thousand options with no choice
Does it ever seem you're a doll trapped in a glass house
Everyone else is a cat, and you, you are a mouse

They don't know what you're capable of, don't know the depth of your love
Don't know who you are, don't know how well you drive a car
This is a world full of yesses and you should never say no
But it is still a good idea to learn to cook and sew

You can be anything that you want to be
You can reach the deepest depths of the sea
Touch the stars, you can dance on bars
You can call your best friend Sarah a bitch
When you're in your friend Michelle's car

'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual
Also a girl, and special
'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special
And you're special, and a girl, and special

Everything that you do, everywhere that you go
You light up the night sky like a thousand rays of light,
or a thousand flakes of snow (snow)
You don't know what's inside of you, it could be anything
It could be HPV or a wedding ring

You've got the right to vote, you've got the right to know
Check his texts and emails, anything weird just bail
You're a tree to me, you can grow to know
When you thought you couldn't, you'll do things for money
you never thought you would

You can do antyhing you want to do
You can fit any dress, you can wear any shoes
You can be the president of the United States
Or at least the secretary of state

'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual
Also a girl, and special
'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special
And you're special, and a girl, and special

I would not believe my ears
If I heard a thousand tears
From one millions deers
After drinking three hundred bears
Yes I said bears
'Cause deer tears are filled with hunting fears
And that's why I need you here

It feels like a hundred hugs
From fifty ladybugs
Each bug gives out two hugs
I really enjoy math
Their tiny ladybug arms
They don't mean any harm
Still feels super creepy
Insect hugs cause me alarm

Seth Weitberg:
There's no one more special than you
You're my bah, and I'm your boo
I'm not sure who is who
Are you me too?
I love only one girl
The special individual

Yeah, I'll be there always
Girl I'm gonna love you 'til the end of days
I'm talking 'bout the total polar reversal coming in 2012
The Mayans were right! (were right!)

'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual
Also a girl, and special
'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special
And you're special, and a girl, and special

'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual
(TJ: Yeah, you got the whole world in your hands)
Also a girl, and special
(TJ: The world is your oyster, and oysters are high in zinc which
helps boost your immune system)
'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special
(TJ: And they're an aphrodisiac; that's right)
And you're special, and a girl, and special
(TJ: Try and get married in college)