T.J. Miller - Little Mi$$ Party Animal текст песни

What up, y'all!
Little mi, money sign, money sign, party animal
AKA, money sign (???)
Let's get it started y'all, 1998
J-Snuggle, hit the booth, give me some percu$$ion.
Replace all the S's motherfucker

It's 2:00pm, bitch, time to smoke us some weed
Go to see a movie, get paranoid and leave
There were too many people, we couldn't pay attention
And the THC makes for poor memory retention

Walk up to the bar and everything is free
'Cause I already gave them my credit card and ID
It's like Little Jon said, "Shots, shots, shots, shots!"
When I'm outisde vomitting they call the "Cops, cops, cops, cops!"

The club let us right in, after about an hour
I'm sweating from withdrawal, don't need to take a shower
(We, we) pill poppin', on that ecstasy
I'm chewing on my cheek so much I'm bleeding profusely

All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your muggle 'hab' and let me hear you shout
"Hey, yo!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

Time for vikes and percocets, let's get it going fool
Hopefully tomorrow there's no blood in my stool
I take all the pills you got, come on and gimme, gimme
This lifestyle rocks, like the stones in my kidney

Drink all night, wake up late for work
By night, I'm a baller; by day, a patent office clerk
I'm getting drug tested, boss can tell that I'm bluffin'
High levels of heroin? Nah, that's a poppy seed muffin

Acid and 'x,' the full-court press
In three days, we'll be super depressed
I eat magic mushrooms, then I go ahead and puke
The last four times I freaked out..
You know honestly I think that was a fluke

All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your muggle 'hab' and let me hear you shout
"Hey, yo!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

Score a little coke, start talking real fast
I'm telling you man, my whole life, like my entire life
Was changed from that one highschool class
Cocaine wakes us up, 'cause we're tired from being smashed
Got an erection at the Waffle House but I know it won't last

Got that coke drip dripping down the back of my throat
80 degrees outside but I'm wearing a coat
Cop pulls us over, we smell like marijuana
Nah, officer, it's incense, believe what you wanna

We're honoring almighty Krishna and-
Okay I'm on parole, we'll stop.

Did somebody say DJ Stop 'N' Talk?
Oh sorry, I thought- I guess that was a different song.
Oh, okay fine, I know when I'm not needed,
I can take a hint when it's told to me directly.

All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your muggle 'hab' and let me hear you shout
"Hey, yo!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch

All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your muggle 'hab' and let me hear you shout
"Hey, yo!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch
(on the couch)
All that matters is the here, now, now, now
There's nothing else, just the now, now, now, now
Forget about your muggle 'hab' and let me hear you shout
"Hey, yo!" Tomorrow we'll be crying on the couch