T.J. Miller - SKIT - The Unstoppable Aftermath With Dewey And Gileece текст песни

TJ
Hey Dewee, how you doing?
Ethan
Hey Gileece, what're you doing here?

I just thought I'd come by and get some food;
I have an extra hour for lunch from the railyard, so.

Of course you'd come here.

Well, you know, I wanna say "Hi." How've you been?

I haven't been great, since the movie came out, Gileece.
Since Unstoppable came out, I have not been great.

Yeah, yeah, so you saw the movie? I saw it too.
I thought it was- I thought it was well shot..
I just thought that, uh- it was a little inaccurate;
Know what I mean?

First of all, Chris Pine's character, that guy cried at the end.
He was crying and shuddering, they had to put a blanket aroudn him.

Yeah, and they didn't get Denzel Washington's character
right at all either. He was white. So bizarre.

Yeah, it hasn't been too good around the railyard.
We all know that Connie isn't as attactive as Rosario Dawson.

Not even close.

That woman looks like she has three necks.
Or two necks, and one brought a friend.

Boy, those were the days though; was a lot of fun.

Could you.. could you imagine if we had just.. caught the train?

Yeah, yeah no I think about that a lot. Do you think about that?

Yeah. I think about that all the time.

Hey, whoa th- the Coke machine's overflowing; it's all over the floor.

Yeah, it does that.
It just keeps flowing and flowing, it doesn't stop.

Yeah. It's like.. unstopabble.



That movie ruined my life.

Yeah, mine too.